Upside Down Dave Goes Across the Ditch

PROGRAMMING NOTE: Apparently it's been a month since I last made a post, and that's just embarrassing for all parties involved, but mostly just me. I don't have a good excuse, but here are some bad ones:
- I was busy with school
- My internet cut out for a few days at the end of September
- I was in Australia
- I lost my fingers motivation to write for a while
So, deepest apologies, there will be more frequent posts in the next few weeks as I hit the stretch-drive of my New Zealand experience. Now, back to the show!

As I mentioned in the bad excuse section above, I recently spent some time in the great nation of Australia, in and around the delightful city of Melbourne (or as the locals call it, "Melbin." I could expend a few thousand words discussing the horrible butchery that the Aussies submit the English language to, but I'll just say that it is often cringe-worthy . Loyal readers - should that be pluralized? - of this blog will remember my July vacation, when my cousin made a visit to NZ and we spent a few days tearing up the slopes and bars of Queenstown. Well, this trip served as a reciprocation of that visit, as I crossed the Tasman to visit him on his territory. Read on for a recap of all the eating cool stuff we did!